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Superior Spider-man Part 2: The Payoff
Previously, on this
Otto Octavius has swapped
minds with Peter Peter and now Ock’s body is dying with Peter inside it. Holy Santa Claus @#$%. How did he do that? Y’see, ever since Ends of
the Earth, this little golden Octobot has been popping up in scattered issues
of ASM. Small single panel/page
affairs. It turns out it contained a
mental copy of Ock’s brainwaves. In the
previous issue, Spidey, during a fierce fight with two Hobgoblins (y’know,
typical Peter Parker Saturday), had his Spider-sense amped up off the charts by
a scientist working for the Kingpin. How
amped up you ask? For instance, a slow moving mail cart registered as a
Spidey had to suppress the ever-living hell out of it in order to keep
from splitting his mind in two. Thus the
Golden Octobot, normally a Grade-A Spidey-Sense Tingler was able to slip by
unnoticed and perform the swap.
…I almost don’t want to
continue. Simply because me summarizing
these last two issues is a travesty to the material. Seriously, if you’ve found any of this the
least bit entertaining, please purchase the issues. If you haven’t, it probably has everything to
do with me and nothing to do with the actual creative teams who have created
this awesome saga.
That said, let the travesty
continue. So Ock has access to all of
Peter’s memories, but luckily, Peter has access to all of Ock’s. And a mastermind like Ock has to have several
backup plans that he could easily put in motion in case he were ever dying and
imprisoned right? Right?! Yes, the answer is yes. Scorpion, Hydroman and *sigh* Paste-pot Pete
break Peter Octopus out of jail.
Unfortunately, Ock’s body dies as they escape.
Luckily, Trapster aka
Pastepot Pete isn’t totally useless and manages to resuscitate Ock’s body,
buying Peter a few more desperate hours.
While he was out, Peter has a post-mortem experience. Or a hallucination from lack of oxygen, it’s
never really quite clear. Anyway, he’s
in this heaven-like place and he sees all these people in his life that have
died. Silver Sable’s there. Jonah Jameson’s wife is there. So is Captain Stacy. So is Gwen.
So are Peter’s parents.
At first, Peter’s
distraught as he’s reminded of all of his failures to protect these
people. But everyone reassures him that
he did the best he could and more importantly everyone is proud of the hero and
the man he has become.
Then, he sees Uncle
Ben. Uncle Ben smiles at him.
Give me a second. I’ve
got something in both my eyes and require COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TISSUES.
Uncle Ben gently puts his
hands around Peter’s face, presses his forehead to his, and says “No, no,
there’s no score you have to balance with me.
I’m damn proud of you, son. But
you can’t let this madman ruin everything you’ve done, both as Spider-man and
as Peter Parker. You’ve got one last
thing to do, my boy. One last fight to finish.
After this, you can rest all you want.
But you have to get up and finish this last fight!” …That’s my rough recollection of the
dialogue. Imagine how much better the
actual thing is. So Peter awakens, gets
a new set of Doc Ock arms for his rapidly dying body. Seriously it’s legitimately giving out on him
through these last issues. “Yep, just
lost vision in my right eye…and there goes my pancreas.” Peter sets about repairing the damage to the
Golden Octobot in the hopes of finding a way to switch back.
Meanwhile, Otto Parker is
about to hook-up with Mary Jane, because Dan Slott wants to creep the @#$% out
Go ahead. Take a moment
to retch. I’ll be here.
Luckily for our stomachs,
he’s interrupted by an alert on his…Spidey-phone. Doc Ock has broken out of jail. What does the confident, newly-young Otto
do? Book a ticket for Belgium
immediately. Craven. If he can avoid Peter for just a few hours,
Ock’s old decrepit body will shut down.
Otto will win. While he’s at the
airport, he sees J. Jonah Jameson (Mayor of NY now, btw) on the TV. Jameson assures the people of NY that the
escaped Ock will be easily caught.
Why? “Because Ock’s a loser. A failure.
Not one of his ‘master plans’ has ever worked. He’s always, always, beaten by Spider-man.
Ock’s always been a loser and he’ll die a loser.” The gate agent interrupts. It’s the final boarding call for the flight. Otto glares at the TV screen. He’s got his ticket in hand. He’s won.
If he gets on that plane, Peter will die and he’ll have vanquished his
greatest enemy without even fighting.
“No,” he says as he storms out of the airport. “The victory is too hollow.” He has to beat Spider-man straight-up and
prove he’s superior (FORESHADOWING) once and for all.
Flash forward a bit. Peter’s in one of Doc Ock’s old bases,
repairing the Octobot when Spider-man appears on the screen. “Sup, you in my old crib? Cool, self-destruct
sequence activated.” “Oh, you mean the
self-destruct device I removed when I got here.
I know everything you know, n00b.”
“W/e, I’m calling the police to arrest you guys.” “Wtf, mate.
You’re sending normal cops? But
we’re supervillains!” “Screw teh rules,
I have Spider-man’s body.” “Haxors!” “Oh
also, I’ve got all your friends and loved ones with me. I’ll ‘take care’ of them when you’re
dead. U mad, bro?” “FUUUUUUUU”
(Exact dialogue btw)
Anyway, Peter, Hydroman
and Scorpion escape the hideout as the police burst in (Paste-pot Pete gets
left behind due to Peter’s sudden but inevitable betrayal). Left with no other options, Peter heads to
Avengers Tower, hoping that he can convince one of the many brainiacs on the
team to A) believe that he’s Peter Parker forcibly inhabiting Doc Ock’s body
(slightly unlikely); and B) help him find a way to preserve his mind or
something (slightly more likely).
Unfortunately, when he gets to Avengers Tower he finds it completely
deserted. Guess who’s responsible.
Y’see, apparently Otto
Spider-man activated all of Doc Ock’s doomsday devices around the world which
has caused the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, and every other remotely helpful
superhero in New York to leave the city in order to deal with them. Otto appears and tells the Terribly Tasked
Trio such after activating Avengers Tower’s defenses (Set to KILL). He also lets slip that he has all of Peter’s
loved ones in the Tower, one of whom is J. Jonah Jameson. In case you know nothing (Jon Snow), the Scorpion,
aka Mac Gargan, hates J. Jonah Jameson for forcing him to be trapped in the
original Scorpion suit for life (before becoming the second Venom before
becoming the Scorpion…again). And by
“hates,” of course I mean “wants to murder and/or ruin,” because that’s the
only way you can hate someone in comics.
To be fair, I’d want to murder someone if I was stuck looking
Scorpion and Hydroman
abandon Peter in order to find JJJ. Otto
Spidey, in return, leaves Peter to be demolished by the Tower’s security in
order to save his “loved ones.” Peter’s
Horizon colleagues manage to defeat Hydroman but Scorpy bursts through a wall,
intent on murderizing JJJ. Good ole
Jonah tries to draw Gargan’s attention so the others can escape. Brief backstory: J. Jonah Jameson’s dad, John
Jonah Jameson, Sr. (because comics), married Peter’s Aunt May, so he’s there
too. Knowing this, Scorpion threatens to
harm Aunt May. Luckily, Otto arrives on
the scene. Now, Otto Octavius is
notorious for his affection for Aunt May.
So the fact that Scorpion
is threatening her makes Ock mad. Like
fighting mad. Like punch-a-dude’s-jaw-off
mad. O. F. F. off. Which is exactly what he does.
Critics called Spidey’s performance: “jaw-dropping”
Peter arrives on the
scene and is appalled with Ock abusing his body’s power and accosts him. In an attempt to get away, Ock uses impact webbing—web
bullets designed to affect super villains—on Peter’s escaping friends, so Peter
will be distracted. With this act, Peter realizes that Ock will go to any
lengths to get what he wants and will hold incredible power if he is allowed to
remain in Peter’s body. This drives
Peter over the edge. Like literally he leaps out of Avengers tower. And he
takes Ock with him.
Much to the infuriation of younger brothers everywhere
Fortunately, Ock is not a penguin with a jet-propelled hammer and delusions of
grandeur. In a move Peter admits he’s
never thought of, Ock creates a web stunt-bag.
Kinda like the one in that Fruit of the Loom commercial with the
stuntwoman running around in her underwear.
You did notice the air-bag in that commercial, right? Of course you did. Ock’s brilliant move manages to save them
both. But Peter’s at the end of his
rope. He literally has seconds to
live. A last desperate ploy of using the
Golden Octobot to re-switch their minds fails thanks to Otto’s foresight in
lacing his suit with carbonadium. So
this is it, Peter’s been defeated. Otto,
car in hand, prepares to crush his nemesis once and for all. Out of ideas and his body on the cusp of
death, Peter experiences a flash of Uncle Ben, telling him to get up…which Otto
experiences too. Y’see, there’s still a
mental link between the two and, while Peter can’t use it to put his brain back
in his body, he can use it to force Otto to relive Peter’s entire life through
memory. Previously, they both had used
each other’s memories to glean information they needed, but they’ve never
actually lived in them. Because, memory,
the total sum of all our experiences, is how we establish ourselves in our
minds. It, in fact, is who we are.
There is a 100% chance that this is a Red vs. Blue reference.
In a sequence
fantastically illustrated by Humberto Ramos, Victor Olazba and Edgar Delgado,
Otto Octavius is shown experiencing every single crushing moment in Peter’s
life. Uncle Ben’s death, Marla Jameson’s
death, the death of both Stacys, playing host to an alien symbiote. He also experience’s Spider-man’s impossible
triumphs like overcoming the Venom suit and facing down the Juggernaut. Before this, no one, not even Mary Jane
Watson, has ever truly known the immensity of the burdens laid on the life of
Peter Parker. The only people who truly
know are we, the readers behind the 4th wall. And now, Doctor Octopus, the crazy
megalomaniac hell-bent on stealing the life of his arch-nemesis, is
experiencing every single heartbreak of that life first-hand. For the first time in his life, Otto is truly
humbled: how can someone go through such tragedy, such struggle, and keep
moving on, how can he live with this enormous guilt. And Peter tells him that
he—we—have to because with great power, comes great responsibility. Uncle Ben’s credo gets tossed around a lot,
so much so that the pervasiveness of it has dulled its impact, but I think it
regains some of its old verve here.
Doctor Octopus was a man bereft of a moral compass, abusing his power as
he saw fit to elevate himself and satisfy his own desires. Sound like someone you know?
Remember when cops wore hats?
Jerkwad Spider-man remembers.
Throughout Slott’s run on
Amazing Spider-man, the parallels have been drawn between Peter Parker and Otto
Octavius. Both brilliant men granted
extraordinary power through a science experiment gone wrong. One had the guiding hand of a loving father
figure to teach him lessons about duty and consequence. The other did not. Until now.
Otto desperately asks the dying Peter, “How can I possibly do
this?” And Peter with one last wisecrack
says, “You have to. You wanted to be
Spider-man, remember?” And Otto
understands because he does have to be Spider-man. After seeing everything Peter has done with his
power, how could Otto not? Because that’s what a true hero is: someone who
inspires others to be better than themselves.
That’s what Peter Parker is. That’s
what he always will be. And he proves it
with his dying breaths, making Ock promise to protect his friends and
family. “Good,” Peter gasps, “that’s all
I ever wanted…” And with that a hero
Otto stands over his
lifeless and crippled former body, his greatest foe vanquished by his own
hand. In awe of his rival’s life of
heroism and sacrifice, Otto vows to carry on the legacy set forth by Peter
Parker. …But better. Peter, paragon though he was, ultimately
lost. Otto will succeed where his
former foe failed. With his unparalleled
intellect and boundless ambition, he will be…
…wait, er, no
There we go
Part 3 Coming Soon!!!
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