Twas the day before Christmas
and all through da crib,
Not a creature was sittin still,
especially them damn kids.
They run and they scream
through the front room they tear,
While laughing and crying
with candy in hair.
Some presents half wrapped
cuz them kids, they don't listen
As they tug on the lights
from they tree where they glisten.
With mom in her T,
and dad boxer shorts,
They ready themselves
for the holiday wars!
When suddenly dad said
with the loudest of roars:
"GET YOUR ASS TO BED
OR CHRISTMAS WILL BE NO MORE!"
The kids dart to bed
laying still with eyes open,
Pretending to sleep
while they laughin and jokin.
Just then the kids hear
with a click and a clack
A sound on the roof
like a bear in a trap!
They don't dare get up
because they already know,
You fuck with the Santa
your ass gettin coal!
So anxious they lay
in their bed full of joy,
At 5 in the morning
they get their new toys.
Christmas morning was here
and the kids rushed the tree.
To find that the presents
have whittled to three
Some socks a t shirt
and a lone Christmas letter
From Santa it stated
"you should behave better.."
"..you think Christmas a right
and your presents deserved..
..how bout listening to your parents
and not being a turd.."
"..I hope this reality check
sends you bad kids a lesson..
..just because it is Christmas
doesn't mean you DESERVE presents!"
"Maybe next year you will listen t
o mom and to dad...
Clean up when you're asked
instead of gettin mad"
"Have you learned your lesson?"
Dad said in reply?
The kids nodded yes
with big tears in their eyes.
Mom nodded at dad
and he smiled with glee,
Then grabbed a big bag
hidden just left of the tree
"Here Jackson
Here Jemma
Here JJ & Jennie
Here Xaviors
Here xander
Here Khloe & Ellie
Here you bad kids here,
come take these holiday gifts!
But next time we tell you to sit
you WILL SIT!"
With they day ending fast
and the ham cooked just right,
We wish a Merry Christmas to all
and to all a goodnight!
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