Loot Crate Overview October: Horror

By Jamie Scholfield

So Dave lives in a big spooky house,
so that's where I'm writing this
month's Overview from.
But for some reason,
he isn’t here!

Name: Legion of Regrettable Supervillains Book

I don’t know why these guys are called

“Regrettable.” I’ve met a few of these guys

and they are true masters of evil.

Name: Leatherface Phunny Plush

Look at little Leatherface with his little smile and tie!

He looks like he’s at a little job interview! I mean, look at his face.

No, like, LITERALLY look at it, I’m not 100% sure it’s his...

Name: Freddy Kreuger Chopsticks

Finally, a utensil that’ll help me

consume all that food that I keep

dreaming about, hopefully they

don’t lead to to my demise.

Name: Camp Crystal Lake Pennant

Everyone remembers their camp days:
the sun, the lake, the blood and guts…..

Wait.. just me?

Okay.

Name: AMC’s The Walking Dead Negan Sluggers T-Shirt

Look at this lovely T-Shirt with this happy guy on it!
I do wonder what he's swinging at.
Maybe a pumpkin?

What a horrifying Loot Crate!

The Loot is almost as spooky as this spooky old house

that I’m sitting in. But it seems like Dave isn’t here,

so I guess I’ll have to look for new clues to his location.

Hopefully by next month we’ll find him.